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  • 10" HALF A NICE DAY (Negative Ed) - Alex Pardee

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    $95.00

    10" HALF A NICE DAY (Negative Ed) - Alex Pardee

    Material: Vinyl
    Size: approx. 10" tall


  • THE ASTRONAUT - The Darkness Edition

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    $130.00

    THE ASTRONAUT - THE DARKNESS EDITION

     

    From the Diary of Christina Farmer:

    “November 19th, 2017. 

    I was SO proud of Douglas. Well, I mean, I AM so proud of Douglas. I mean…I don’t really know what I mean anymore. Despite the unintended burden I couldn’t help feeling from having to raise Meredith practically on my own after the doctors discovered her tumors and amputated her feet, Douglas was Living his dream. Not many of us can genuinely say that. But he was doing it. He was ACTUALLY becoming an astronaut. 2 years of classroom work. 3 years of tests. 10-months of survival training. And 21 years of telling me that someday he will blow me a kiss from 220,000 miles above our house. All for a 30-second spacewalk that…well…that might have….no. It’s fine. Douglas is fine. He’s just a little jaundiced from the trip and I’m just in disbelief that he’s home safe. I better go make dinner for them.

    (read more ....... here)

     

  • 10" HALF A NICE DAY - Alex Pardee

    Regular Price:

    $95.00

    10" HALF A NICE DAY - Alex Pardee


    Material: Vinyl
    Size: approx. 10" tall


    **** PRE-ORDER ITEM, NO CANCELLATION  ****

    Estimated arrival time - NOV 2017

  • THE ASTRONAUT - THE TOXIC EDITION

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    $165.00

    THE ASTRONAUT - THE TOXIC EDITION


    After Douglas Farmer’s grotesque alien-transformation into “The Astronaut”, he became hostile and dangerous, prompting a small group of military scientists to attempt to stop him by forcing him to fall in a large vat of toxic waste. Little did the scientists know, Douglas’ new alien-DNA mixed with the toxic waste and made The Astronaut even more powerful, and possibly unstoppable!


     

    From the Diary of Christina Farmer:

    “November 19th, 2017. 

    I was SO proud of Douglas. Well, I mean, I AM so proud of Douglas. I mean…I don’t really know what I mean anymore. Despite the unintended burden I couldn’t help feeling from having to raise Meredith practically on my own after the doctors discovered her tumors and amputated her feet, Douglas was Living his dream. Not many of us can genuinely say that. But he was doing it. He was ACTUALLY becoming an astronaut. 2 years of classroom work. 3 years of tests. 10-months of survival training. And 21 years of telling me that someday he will blow me a kiss from 220,000 miles above our house. All for a 30-second spacewalk that…well…that might have….no. It’s fine. Douglas is fine. He’s just a little jaundiced from the trip and I’m just in disbelief that he’s home safe. I better go make dinner for them.

    (read more ....... here)

     

  • Alex Pardee - THE ASTRONAUT (Abominable edition)

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    $130.00

    THE ASTRONAUT HAS LANDED!!!!!!

    We went to Mars with Alex Pardee and got involved in some parasitic experiments and then came home and made TOYS based on our nightmares!

    "The Astronaut" is 10-inches tall and cast in extraterrestrial goo. We worked hard on bringing this alien to life, and we love him

     

    From the Diary of Christina Farmer:

    “November 19th, 2017. 

    I was SO proud of Douglas. Well, I mean, I AM so proud of Douglas. I mean…I don’t really know what I mean anymore. Despite the unintended burden I couldn’t help feeling from having to raise Meredith practically on my own after the doctors discovered her tumors and amputated her feet, Douglas was Living his dream. Not many of us can genuinely say that. But he was doing it. He was ACTUALLY becoming an astronaut. 2 years of classroom work. 3 years of tests. 10-months of survival training. And 21 years of telling me that someday he will blow me a kiss from 220,000 miles above our house. All for a 30-second spacewalk that…well…that might have….no. It’s fine. Douglas is fine. He’s just a little jaundiced from the trip and I’m just in disbelief that he’s home safe. I better go make dinner for them.

    (read more ....... here)

     

  • The Astronaut - Alex Pardee

    Regular Price:

    $130.00

    THE ASTRONAUT HAS LANDED!!!!!!

    We went to Mars with Alex Pardee and got involved in some parasitic experiments and then came home and made TOYS based on our nightmares!

    "The Astronaut" is 10-inches tall and cast in extraterrestrial goo. We worked hard on bringing this alien to life, and we love him

     

    From the Diary of Christina Farmer:

    “November 19th, 2017. 

    I was SO proud of Douglas. Well, I mean, I AM so proud of Douglas. I mean…I don’t really know what I mean anymore. Despite the unintended burden I couldn’t help feeling from having to raise Meredith practically on my own after the doctors discovered her tumors and amputated her feet, Douglas was Living his dream. Not many of us can genuinely say that. But he was doing it. He was ACTUALLY becoming an astronaut. 2 years of classroom work. 3 years of tests. 10-months of survival training. And 21 years of telling me that someday he will blow me a kiss from 220,000 miles above our house. All for a 30-second spacewalk that…well…that might have….no. It’s fine. Douglas is fine. He’s just a little jaundiced from the trip and I’m just in disbelief that he’s home safe. I better go make dinner for them.

    (read more ....... here)

     

    *Estimated shipping - 3rd week of May wink

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